THE WORLD'S MOST UNREAL WATER.
READ MORENOW IN RESEALABLE REUSABLE RECYCLABLE 600ML ALUMINIUM BOTTLES.
WITH REAL FRUIT JUICE. NOTHING ELSE.
PINK LADY APPLE
Sourced from: Officer, VIC
BLOOD ORANGE
Sourced from: Griffith, NSW
TASMANIAN RASPBERRY
Sourced from: Derwent Valley, TAS
RED GRAPE
Sourced from: Mildura, VIC
LEMON LIME
Sourced from: Mangrove Mountain, NSW
PINK LADY APPLE
Sourced from: Officer, VIC
BLOOD ORANGE
Sourced from: Griffith, NSW
TASMANIAN RASPBERRY
Sourced from: Derwent Valley, TAS
RED GRAPE
Sourced from: Mildura, VIC
LEMON LIME
Sourced from: Mangrove Mountain, NSW
WHY ALUMINIUM NOT PLASTIC...
100%
100% recyclable. Aluminium drinking cans are the most recycled packaging product in the world. And Australia has the highest rate of aluminium recycling in the world, at about 70%. Go us!
INFINITE.
Infinitely recyclable. A whoppingly massive 75% of all aluminium ever produced is still in use today. Mind. Blown. (not literally)
ECO.
Making an aluminium can from recycled material saves 95% energy. And recycling one kilo of it saves up to 20 kilos of greenhouse gas. (gas? hmm… no comment)
BRRR.
Easy and way quicker to chill than plastic bottles — just ask your left hand as it pulls a freshie from the fridge. Probably scientifically proven too.
SAFE
Shatterproof and tamper-resistant. Because no leaks equals no tears. Or soggy bottom of your bag. Just saying.
BUBBLES
Stays fresh and sparkling for longer. Also gives an unreal tingly sensation when they accidentally shoot up your nose. Apparently :)
100%
100% recyclable. Aluminium drinking cans are the most recycled packaging product in the world. And Australia has the highest rate of aluminium recycling in the world, at about 70%. Go us!
INFINITE.
Infinitely recyclable. A whoppingly massive 75% of all aluminium ever produced is still in use today. Mind. Blown. (not literally)
ECO.
Making an aluminium can from recycled material saves 95% energy. And recycling one kilo of it saves up to 20 kilos of greenhouse gas. (gas? hmm… no comment)
BRRR.
Easy and way quicker to chill than plastic bottles — just ask your left hand as it pulls a freshie from the fridge. Probably scientifically proven too.
SAFE
Shatterproof and tamper-resistant. Because no leaks equals no tears. Or soggy bottom of your bag. Just saying.
BUBBLES
Stays fresh and sparkling for longer. Also gives an unreal tingly sensation when they accidentally shoot up your nose. Apparently :)
FILTERED THROUGH VOLCANIC ROCK.
WHERE IS OUR WATER SOURCED?
Our water is sourced from deep beneath an ancient, dormant volcano in Victoria's Central Highlands.
H2-WHAT?
Not all water is born equally. Our water is filtered through volcanic rock — seriously. This natural filtration process removes naughty impurities & creates a unique mineral composition. Unreal.
THE NERDY BIT.
Bicarbonate 190 | Chloride 54 | Silica 44 | Sodium 32 | Magnesium 28 | Potassium 18 | Calcium 17 | Sulphate 7
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Let customers speak for us
from 48 reviewsLoving these so far. Thirst quenching and pleasant tasting. Would recommend.
I love the orange flavour, and love that there’s no artificial flavours or ingredients
One of the best sparkling waters I’ve ever tasted! The flavors are all incredible, and the service is exceptional. I ordered and received my package the very next day – super fast delivery and an amazing team behind it. Absolutely loved every bit of it. Highly recommend Calm & Stormy
Great sparkling water, a nice sweet taste, but not loaded with sugar like a soft drink, love it!
I LOVE these drinks! Best ever from Calm and Stormy!
First time purchase … shared with friends.
Calm and stormy water is so delicious! The 600ml bottle is perfect to take in the car or yoga. I love the packaging and the filtering over volcanic rock. The staff are so lovely and attentive and responsive and the orders are shipped without delay and arrive in pristine condition to enjoy and share. I will be recommending to all of my clients and friends to purchase post haste. If you are considering purchasing, you won’t be disappointed! Thankyou calm and stormy !