

THE WORLD'S MOST UNREAL WATER.
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NOW IN RESEALABLE REUSABLE RECYCLABLE 600ML ALUMINIUM BOTTLES.

WITH REAL FRUIT JUICE. NOTHING ELSE.

PINK LADY APPLE
Sourced from: Officer, VIC

BLOOD ORANGE
Sourced from: Griffith, NSW

TASMANIAN RASPBERRY
Sourced from: Derwent Valley, TAS

RED GRAPE
Sourced from: Mildura, VIC

LEMON LIME
Sourced from: Mangrove Mountain, NSW

PINK LADY APPLE
Sourced from: Officer, VIC

BLOOD ORANGE
Sourced from: Griffith, NSW

TASMANIAN RASPBERRY
Sourced from: Derwent Valley, TAS

RED GRAPE
Sourced from: Mildura, VIC

LEMON LIME
Sourced from: Mangrove Mountain, NSW

WHY ALUMINIUM NOT PLASTIC...

100%
100% recyclable. Aluminium drinking cans are the most recycled packaging product in the world. And Australia has the highest rate of aluminium recycling in the world, at about 70%. Go us!

INFINITE.
Infinitely recyclable. A whoppingly massive 75% of all aluminium ever produced is still in use today. Mind. Blown. (not literally)

ECO.
Making an aluminium can from recycled material saves 95% energy. And recycling one kilo of it saves up to 20 kilos of greenhouse gas. (gas? hmm… no comment)

BRRR.
Easy and way quicker to chill than plastic bottles — just ask your left hand as it pulls a freshie from the fridge. Probably scientifically proven too.

SAFE
Shatterproof and tamper-resistant. Because no leaks equals no tears. Or soggy bottom of your bag. Just saying.

BUBBLES
Stays fresh and sparkling for longer. Also gives an unreal tingly sensation when they accidentally shoot up your nose. Apparently :)

100%
100% recyclable. Aluminium drinking cans are the most recycled packaging product in the world. And Australia has the highest rate of aluminium recycling in the world, at about 70%. Go us!

INFINITE.
Infinitely recyclable. A whoppingly massive 75% of all aluminium ever produced is still in use today. Mind. Blown. (not literally)

ECO.
Making an aluminium can from recycled material saves 95% energy. And recycling one kilo of it saves up to 20 kilos of greenhouse gas. (gas? hmm… no comment)

BRRR.
Easy and way quicker to chill than plastic bottles — just ask your left hand as it pulls a freshie from the fridge. Probably scientifically proven too.

SAFE
Shatterproof and tamper-resistant. Because no leaks equals no tears. Or soggy bottom of your bag. Just saying.

BUBBLES
Stays fresh and sparkling for longer. Also gives an unreal tingly sensation when they accidentally shoot up your nose. Apparently :)

FILTERED THROUGH VOLCANIC ROCK.
WHERE IS OUR WATER SOURCED?
Our water is sourced from deep beneath an ancient, dormant volcano in Victoria's Central Highlands.
H2-WHAT?
Not all water is born equally. Our water is filtered through volcanic rock — seriously. This natural filtration process removes naughty impurities & creates a unique mineral composition. Unreal.
THE NERDY BIT.
Bicarbonate 190 | Chloride 54 | Silica 44 | Sodium 32 | Magnesium 28 | Potassium 18 | Calcium 17 | Sulphate 7

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Let customers speak for us
from 79 reviewsFamily loved the sample pack.I will add them to my Airbnbs for my guests. They are great tasting drinks.

My first trial of these Kombucha drinks.
I will very likely purchase again. I like the mixed pack.
I like all the flavours, they are subtle but taste like their description, though, I think the cola tastes a little more like pepsi 😉
Delivery was great fast and efficient.

Not my first order. Delivery is always great and I order the sparking mineral water so I can feel a bit fancy. Tastes great. My favourite!

Delicious flavour! One of the best of the range

So refreshing and tastes so good. little bit expensive but the quality matches it.

Delicious new flavours, not too sweet and very easy to drink.

Delicious fresh taste!

I am looking for drinks to add to my mobile charcuterie cart and I have tried most of the Calm & Stormy range. I am loving how refreshing they are and will look forward to having the range on my cart.

love the whole range of Calm and Stormy

love the whole range of Calm and Stormy
